when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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