dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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