margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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