at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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