If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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