nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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