I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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