Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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