isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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