please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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