shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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