Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.