Buhtt sex?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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