I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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