Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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