Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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