Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have aggressive nipples.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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