I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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