Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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