Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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