he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
did you just send me my own nude
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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