Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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