He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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