no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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