So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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