Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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