I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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