I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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