I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize