Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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