I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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