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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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