Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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