All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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