I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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