I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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