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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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  Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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  Holy shit r u serious? How?

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  Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

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  4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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• (+33): View more from France

  I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.

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• (716): View more from New York

  As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i think im in europe. pls send help

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops

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