I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
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i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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