if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize