I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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