if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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