That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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