I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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