we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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