Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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