I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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