To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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