dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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