We're facebook friends in real life
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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