No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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