the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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