But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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