READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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