White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
