we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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