like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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