We're like a lot better than the average bears
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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