It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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