Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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