i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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